The honest version
stampora.fun/how§1 How to play
- Papers slide down the desk. Tap each one to stamp it NOT A STOCK before it slips past.
- Five shifts, two bosses. Chain stamps for a combo; let too many through and the run ends there.
- Every stamp counts toward the worldwide total. No wallet, no account.
- Campaign
- Five shifts. The Giant Prospectus, a boss, waits at shift 3 and shift 5. Clear shift 5 to finish the campaign.
- Between shifts
- A short memo, then you pick one of three upgrades. Upgrades last for the rest of the run.
- Endless
- No last shift. The desk keeps getting busier, with a boss every third shift. Your best is kept in your own browser.
- Daily docket
- One seed per UTC day: every player gets the same papers in the same order. There is no global leaderboard; your best for the day stays in your browser.
- Controls
- Tap or click a paper. Keyboard: arrows or WASD move the stamp, Space brings it down.
- Slow mode
- Slows the desk down. Slow runs still count toward the worldwide total but never set a personal best.
- Tab in the background
- The run is cancelled, not paused, and nothing is sent. This keeps run times honest.
The papers are fictional: Acme Corp, Globex, Initech, Vandelay, Umbrella. No real company appears inside the game.
§2 Scoring and titles
Each stamp scores points; a longer chain of stamps without a paper slipping past multiplies them. Your title at the end of a run comes from how many papers you stamped in that run, from lowest to highest:
- Intern
- Clerk
- Notary
- Chief Objector
- Bureau of Everything
The exact thresholds and multipliers live in the game’s config and may be tuned; the shift report always shows what you actually earned.
§3 Worldwide counter and honest limits
The number on the desk is the total of papers stamped in every run that browsers reported. It is self-reported: the server never sees your taps.
- What happens
- When a run starts, the page asks the server for a one-time round token. When the run ends, it sends the token with the run’s numbers. The server adds them if the checks below pass.
- What the server checks
- The token is signed by the server, used once, at least 8 seconds and at most 15 minutes old. The run lasted between 8 seconds and 10 minutes. Numbers are in range: at most 800 papers and a score of at most 200,000 per run, a longest chain no bigger than the papers stamped. One submit per 25 seconds per network, and 600 per network per UTC day.
- What that stops
- Submitting without opening the page, replaying a token, sending faster than once per 25 seconds, and numbers the game can’t produce.
- What it doesn’t stop
- A patient script that asks for tokens and waits between submits. The limits cap that, but they don’t prevent it. Read the counter as “papers browsers say they stamped”, not as proof.
- When the server is down
- The game still plays in full. The counter shows “—”, and the run isn’t counted. Nothing is retried later.
§4 Privacy
- No cookies, no analytics, no third-party scripts, no fonts from other servers.
- No wallet connection and no account. The page never asks for an address.
- For rate limits the server keeps a hash of your IP address with a salt that changes every UTC day. Raw IP addresses aren’t written to disk or logs, and the salt and the previous day’s rows are deleted when the day changes.
- Your personal bests, mode, slow mode and sound setting are stored in your own browser (localStorage) and never sent.
§5 Sources
In October 2026 the OKX-ICE tokenized venue published notices listing issuers that objected to their shares being traded there. The Objection Wall on the desk lists 18 of the 22 objectors named in Decrypt’s reporting, with the notice date and a link; the notices give no reasons.
- Decrypt, 20 Oct 2026: notices of 15 and 19 Oct.
- Decrypt, 25 Oct 2026: notice of 23 Oct.
“Not My Stock” is a community pun on NMS, which stands for National Market System. STAMPORA is not affiliated with, or endorsed by, any company, exchange or venue mentioned here, and nothing here is a statement by them about STAMPORA.
§6 Token
STAMPORA is a game. The token launches later today; it is a memecoin with no utility, no rewards and no promises. Not a stock, not financial advice.
The only official contract address is the one on stampora.fun and on @stampora_RH. The game works the same with or without the token.